Preface.

Congratulations—you found the preface. The website is not a hoax after all. If you are an impatient reader, or simply need a direct overview of my experience, the summary will suit you better.

Finishing this personal website lived for years on lists scattered across productivity tools, each declaring itself essential and each offering a student plan too alluring to ignore.

Otherwise, we can indulge in the deeper question of how a carology changes our perspective of the world.